The Hammer Never Came Down.

The following was initially written on the website in response to this post on one of Noel Bednaz' many blogs. Click on it to see the original.

The Hammer Comes Down Today On Stalker Dennis P. McCann!

(Click here to view original)

She's gone and done it. She's become a parody of herself. A parody of a parody of an infantile playground fool. First she sends me emails (from someone else, of course) pleading her case. The old "I used to have problems with Noel, but not anymore, and she doesn't know I'm writing this, but I want you to think she's innocent" bullshit, which she's done several times before.

Then the emails, which I was supposed to treat with discretion, show up on her website as proof that I have "a vendetta" against her (Fourth excuse on the list of most-used excuses on the website intro page. They're not in any particular order). Along with the emails are links to the last few websites (someone sent the links to her, of course). Nice how it all comes together. So many people helping her. And me... I don't send anything to anyone, I just chronicle the shit she sends me here, which in her tiny little mind makes me the stalker. Classic projection.

Noel, how many people inhabit your tiny little universe, and just how is this shit any different from the first three or seven times you did it? Oh, and kudos on the grandiose language. "The Hammer Comes Down Today!" I can almost hear the B movie soundtrack.

Oh, and I especially liked this part:

Another thing, stalker Dennis has yet AGAIN proven what a total MORON he is by getting pissed off over these blogs and posting my FORMER name on his SICK swiss cheese website. Bottom line, Noel Bednaz is DEAD and GONE! I have a NEW name and a LIFE that stalker Dennis knows NOTHING about and I plan to keep it that way;) It's funny though how after all these years and the countless times I have stated that I DON'T CARE about my previous sur name being posted by HIM or ANYONE else, he STILL thinks those OLD tricks are going to work on me LOL:) Well, the joke is on HIM and he will soon find that out eventually;) Stay tuned for part 2 of this exciting saga.*

More like a tedious, tiresome rerun, but what the hell. Thanks for letting me know I'm angry. I thought I was bored. I do have a question, though. If you don't care about any of this, and you've moved on with a new life, why have you been sending this shit to me (and building cheesy websites, blogs, sending newsletters, eCards and whatever else) for almost 15 years? Perhaps one of your many selves could answer that on your next silly little cookie-cutter site?

More about her many selves later....

*The new name she's using is Noel LaRock. Hampden County Massachusetts has no record of a legal name change.